I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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