Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We are two peas in an std pod
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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