$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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