just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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