Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Randomize
