So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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