he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
