I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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