I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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