He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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