How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
