I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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