Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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