I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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