Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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