Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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