check it out our google latitudes are spooning
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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