Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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