yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
