How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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