just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Holy sore nipples Batman
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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