I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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