Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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