im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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