apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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