How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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