dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You can't special order awesome
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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