You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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