That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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