How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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