the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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