Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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