if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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