69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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