They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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