Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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