doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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