There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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