He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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