do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i don't like sucking hair
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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