In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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