I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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