If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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