11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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