i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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