I think i peed on brittanys purse
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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