so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Everclear isn't food dammit
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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