Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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