how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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