You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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