I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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