her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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