why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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