I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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