She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
