just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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