There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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