Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
These tits shall not be calmed
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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